TV: The great manipulator and my daily work routine.

Television is, more often than not, a waste of time. A big fat waste of time. It is mostly full of chat shows, reruns, news, crap sitcoms, news, more reruns, and shows that are giving us information we don't really need to know.
Everybody should know this, well, everybody does know this. Except for maybe those unemployed people who sit at home watching Jeremy Kyle, and smirking at how much better they are than the even lower forms of life before them.
Although recently, I have been inextricably drawn to watching television. I don't have access to a television in my house at university, but since being at home, it has become this magical screen, fascinating for the way it draws a person in.
Just now for instance, I watched about 15 minutes of one of those family sitcoms. It was complete cookie cutter material but I found myself chuckling at some of the jokes, in a kind of 'yeah, I can relate to that' sort of way', and watching it until the end. For that period of time all the things I actually wanted to do were forgotten, it was as if I were glued to the seat. Watching, but quite unwillingly, simply consuming what was in front of me. For no purpose.
I suppose that the human mind enjoys visual stimuli to such a point that for anybody halfway intelligent, this mindless rubbish has the power to hold interest. I find it quite mysterious.

Secondly, I want to muse on my routine. I am and always have been quite fascinated with the acuteness of preparing for a day in work. It really makes me think about time, and really how much of it that we waste. When I set my alarm for 8:00, having to be in work by 9:00, I frequently think to myself, 'I'll never make it! I'm going to need at least two hours to get ready.' This however, is simply untrue. I'm going to live in the boring realm of my psyche for a few moments while I list my morning routine before arriving at work. It probably isn't very different to most people's, but it has such a clockwork-ness to it, while in a half awake state, that it holds a certain fascination. Anyway, here we go:
- Alarm sounds at 08:00. I often lay there for several minutes before going downstairs.
- Boil the kettle and fill the cafetiere.
- Get in the shower; wash, dress, deodorise.
- Come downstairs, pour coffee - watering it down so I can down it immediately.
- The time is usually about 8:24 before by this point, and I read a few pages of a book (it's one of the few intellectual stimuli I'll have allday) then I make something to eat, usually toast. I like to try and eat as close to leaving as possible, otherwise I'll be hungry before lunch.
- Brush my teeth, pack my lunch, leave the house. Time: 08:41
- Get driven to work (the car doesn't trust me), arriving at around 08:54.

Ok, so there it is. It doesn't sound remrkable and maybe it isn't, but that is a lot of stuff happening in one hour, and all of it is done and considered with such precision. None of the time is wasted. I guess my conclusion is that when you have somewhere to go, you do everything and don't ponce around. I still find it odd though - time spent doing fun things seems to fly by, generally. A bit sad right?

So...very....weary

"I am tired, I am weary, I could sleep, for a thousand years...."

- The Velvet Underground lyric seems highy applicable here. I slept on a belly full of wine last night and this meant it wasn't the best of rests. Add to this a late shift on the noisiest unit with the most demanding 'residents' and Ross becomes a nerve-shot bunny - tired to the bone and a grouch.

I hated today!

But Sunday pay rates make me feel a bit better.....

Oh, and I was tiring by about 5pm, and all these units have is decaff coffee. Decaff coffee, like 5 jars of it!


I am seriously considering buying a thermos so I can have the strong stuff when I'm at work. I put 3 spoons of the decaff into a cup and it still tasted anything but coffee-like.

Huff. Tiredness equates to blaming Nescafe Decaff. Pffffffffffffffffffffft.

Productivity?

Today I really tried to be productive. I think I parly succeeded. I did plan to have a few assignments sorted out, but I only managed to do my fiction. I'm up to a second draft and I'm fairly satisfied - it is about an unstable man who is incredibly deluded. When I woke up I had many an idea in my head, but this is the one that came out when I began writing.

I spent a good part of my day fuguring out what to write and drinking tea, although I am now drinking wine, having just finished watching Harold and Kumar, the wine is finished too.

I procrastinated award-winningly throughout the day, I laid down for most of it and listened to beautiful Elliott Smith songs.

The picture above (I'm uncertain how to move them downward) sums up my day. Laying down in a mixture of thought and sadness, and getting duvet button markings on me. Yup. The sadness is not applicable to this blog though. This is reserved for output and funny observations.

Observations, like the carer I met the other day - He was Spanish and really had the look of a young Javier Bardem about him. Mmm. Haha.

Stupidest car 'accident' ever and the saxophone

This was the nicest bottle of wine I'd enjoyed in sometime. I drank it after what is easily the dumbest thing I have done for sometime. I went out for a drive in my mum's car last night, with her in it as I haven't yet passed my test. Everything was going swimmingly well until we got to the bottom of my road. I'm cringing as I write this but I pulled out, then mistakenly tapped on the accelerator, sending the car jolting forward. As I cringe I'm also wondering how I managed to do what I did, it was sort of remarkable in the most stupid of ways.

I had pulled out a little too far, and I think that (and my irate Mother shouting turn/brake/turn a lot) caused me to accelerate, mistakenly. It was dark so I couldn't look down and spot that my foot was on the accelerator, rather than the brake. I think this split second of indecision and confusion made my brain cease to function, albeit temporarily.

There is a bus lane at the end of my road, and in it was a bus. Behind the bus lane is a wall, a tall one with poncey tower things at each side, like a castle. Anyway, in the aforementioned 'panic/confusion', the car jolted forward more and more, until it was about three metres from crashing into the wall. Still failing to find the brake (the pedals in Hyundai's are incredibly fucking close together - although most people will consider that an excuse) my powers of self-preservation must have kicked in and I decided to abandon trying to locate the brake and turn away from the oncoming wall instead.

So I turned away from the wall, and the car rolled along the kerb. After grazing a lampost I turned again, cosying up right beside the bus (with a very confused driver inside), and in the process dented the bumper, crushed the driver's side door inward, and knocked the wingmirror off. The bus got away practically unscathed.

It all happened in such slow motion and I knew I'd done one of the stupidest things of my life. After the 'mishap', my mum was shaking like a leaf and crying. I wanted the ground to open and swallow me up. I was shaking for about 10 minutes until a seething embarassment set in. This was endured further by the incredibly slow arrival of the boys in blue. The policeman had a voice like the dim one out of that old band Blue, (Lee) and that made it more embarassing, as he told me that not seeing the pedal was not a valid excuse, and 'good luck living it down' after he had looked at my provisional license - likely to stay provisional for a while longer I think.

Ok, I think writing about that helped a little. Now, the saxophone. I'm only just beginning to get it out and play it. This is partly because I'm currently terrified of breaking it and therefore treating it as if it's made of sunshine dust and candy. I think it's a bit sturdier than that, and I have started moving it around less delicately. And I'm loving it. I don't know much about how to play it yet, but I know some basics and I can play and sustain notes properly. All very pleasing. I never became a good guitar player, so I'm hoping that I can actually become a good saxophone player. I'm sure going to try after paying £400 for the thing!

Back to work

Getting up early? Going somewhere to follow instructions? Poor quality coffee? Suffice to say I didn't really want to go back to work - especially the day after being on a coach for about 8 hours. Alas, it happened, I went, I left, now I rest! It wasn't very taxing actually, I just collected the eggs from chickens and sat around. This being care work, I have to say I wasn't expecting that. The little terror above wasn't too happy about the giving up her eggs, and kept pecking at my fingers when I tried to grab them. It was fun.


I'm now thinking about flexing my fingers and doing some writing work. I've got quite a build up of story ideas so I just need to engage with a keyboard and a cuppa for a bit....

Rushing around

I never sit still on my birthday, in fact I've grown incredibly averse to sitting around lately anyway - having nothing to do makes me nervous I think. After my sleep button kicked in I was out for about 5 hours, awoken by a text from my mum wishing me happy birthday. Hah.
I sat up in bed and thought yes, today I am 21, before setting my alarm an hour in the future and dozing off again. When I woke up I was ready to rock and roll - buy a saxophone to be exact.
In my fervent rush to the music shop in Ormskirk, I was accosted by some woman going on about a new Littlewoods catalogue, or something. I should have been rude but I gave her a few minutes of my time which involved giving her my address and telling her that no, I wasn't bankrupt. It's funny how things get in the way when you're busy - I delivered this information to her quickly so I could scurry off to the shop. I felt lucky that Ihadn't run into kung fu man, who I spotted on my way home, standing in a white gown get-up, brandishing leaflets.
Within minutes the transaction was complete and I left the music store £400 lighter, holding a pretty piece of brass which I wasn't even sure I'd be able to play. I was buzzing with excitement so I stopped for a coffee to calm myself. I sat outside and an old man joined me - lighting a cigar and thanking one of the staff members as she brought his drink out to him. I've noticed this before, old people get their coffee brought out to them - perhaps the waiting at the counter causes their knees to buckle? As he sipped a double espresso and puffed his cigar I thought, now that's a real man.

My stomach began eating itself so I ate some crisps before heading to university. To my great dismay I was unable to locate any books on New Queer Cinema. Tut tut Edgehill! Either they don't have any or some bugger is doing the same film essay as me and has them all loaned out.

Anyway, jaunty jaunty, now to whack out the sax!

Today is a new day

Note: The whole idea of this being a music related blog is being put on the shelf. Quite honestly, I don't know enough intelligent words to talk about music in the right way, so I'm thinking I'll return to this initial plan when I've actually learnt a bit about describing the stuff I listen to. I don't think it would be worth it otherwise.

From this day on it'll be life as it goes. If anything interesting happens, I might talk about it here. So, a traditional blog. I won't bitch or whine or vent insecurities or slam doors though - I save that for the real world and my diary world (one that's growing worryingly tatty, and it's only March!). All I want here is somewhere to write when I don't have any stories and poems in my head. But I promise, no dramaturgy will surface here.

Okay, so, it's very early in the AM. I haven't been this way for ages, but in the last few days I have slept strangely, drank too much cheap wine, and basically knocked my body clock right out of sync. It's kind of okay for now though. A cool and gentle breeze is drifting through my window, the birds are making noise, and I am 21 today. Yes, 21! This doesn't mean very much to me, but I suppose it will help when ordering drinks in America, not that I've been.
I suppose what I want to say is that I'm feeling good about most things (less good about others, but I'll leave that out) and I have a solid plan. Earning some money is at the top of my agenda at the moment, unfortunately. I am very poor and it's like there is a demon inside me who keeps spending my money on dirt and fizzy drinks. I need to plug this hole with good, honest work - nice in its way, I can almost entirely switch off and in the past those times have given me lots of story ideas.
I work in a care home, helping people who have epilepsy and other complex needs, or at least that is what the signs everywhere say. It is a pleasant institution in the middle of nowhere (I bike there sometimes, 6 miles is no mean feat!) and houses around 200 residents.
And the job can be very fun, but also very empty. The afternoons are generally spent watching reruns of Come Dine With Me and making sure no fights break out and nobody trips over anything. Assistance in finding missing puzzle pieces is also a common activity. I may include a few work stories if I see fit, but I'll leave talking about it for now because I simply have too much to say on something which has proved so enlightening and entertaining. I have seen some strange things, believe me.

My other plans for the Easter break are to type lots and lots of words about films and things - something I'd rather discuss when the workload is lighter (I currently see it as a garden full of juicy weeds, sucking the lifeforce out of all the jaunty flowers who only want to watch Lost). Yeah, plenty of work to do - the last few months have felt extremely hectic, either that or I've grown incredibly lazy. Being less lazy is another ambition of mine, I do quite well sometimes.


So anyway, today I am 21, (or technically in around 45 minutes) sharing the same birth date as the gargantuan filmmaker Akira Kurosawa - who is 100 today - not that he has seen the last 12 years, but it sounds cool in the media to say he's 100 (or would be) today. Yeah, little things nag at me.

Go to sleep go to sleep go to sleep. Yeah, it is ten to 6 so I really should agree with what my brain is saying.

I'll stop now, or I'll waffle on forever and lose track of the actual purpose (I do that too often) of what I'm saying. Therefore it's me signing off, hopefully unto the land of nod....